these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
#how to summon satan
Oh my god.
IT’S THE SOUNDTRACK TO MY NIGHTMARES
i think my ears are bleeding